I caught a killer disease cough or maybe bronchitis when I went to visit my oldest daughter over the Thanksgiving weekend. The germs started out tickling my throat, but then sneakily crawled down my trachea and ended up attacking my lungs.
I finally went to see my exorcist doctor about 2 or 3 days ago because I am dying tired of the symptoms. He gave me antibiotics. I’m still not feeling better.
So here I am, signed up for the December version of NaBloPoMo, and I’m too sick to blog every day. I mean, for Pete’s sake, I’m dragging myself out of bed, going to court, and dragging myself back to bed, almost every day this week. Who has time to blog???
If you are unfortunate enough to catch this virus, my only advice is to stay in bed and rest. I have tried to combat it while continuing to run around and I think I am worse off.
Seriously, get in bed and don’t move. I have my cell phone, my laptop, and a “significant other.” I would suggest you get all three and then stay in bed for at least 3 or 4 weeks.
Take my word for it on this one. You are f*cked. People are being knocked out all over the place.
If you have to work, then take Alka Seltzer Cold Remedy or something like that. Take the “day” version so that you can work as much as possible during the day.
When you go home at night, forget about functioning. Take the medication that helps you fall asleep and then pass out for about 12 hours.
Good luck!